Lindsay Blames "The Black Kid" For Stripper Bomb too!

The scintillating latest Lindsay Lohan bomb "I Know Who Killed Me" made a whopping $3.4 Million this weekend checking in at #9. The movie cost $35 Million to make. Can she blame this one on "the black kid?" After Lindsay's wild ride that landed her in jail last week, one of the riders in LiLo's car claims she told the cops says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

While Lohan was alleged by three men to have held them against their will as they went ripping down the Pacific Coast Highway in a life imitates art "bizarro world" Lohan plays a kidnapping victim who is tortured in her latest thriller.

Us Weekly has a nice warp on what the critics had to sit endure. The Associated Press writes: "It makes you wonder what Lohan was thinking when she said yes to this project...You want to know who killed her? She’s doing it to herself."

New York Daily News adds: "The truth is, no review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed. Although if Lohan is lucky, no one will bother."

The New York Post calls it"...sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn...Is [Lohan] now playing the sort of exploitation role that usually goes to desperate beginners because of her apparent lack of self-esteem, or because better offers are drying up due to her hard-partying reputation?"

With Lohan’s drug, alcohol, and legal problems reeking havoc on her career, at least Lindsay has been consistent at the box office; consistently bad! Zing!

If you need more laughs as the day goes on, head over to Rotten Tomatoes for more scathing reviews.

At this point The "Alexis" Sex Tape sound like a better bet.