Prison Break Star may go to Prison

Prison break star, Lane Garrison, Is in hot water!

"The Beverly Hills Police Department announced today that they are recommending the L.A. County District Attorney's office charge Prison Break star Lane Garrison with gross vehicular manslaughter, driving under the influence of alcohol, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor"

Isn't this a familiar story? What is going on this week?

Anyway...

The word on the street is that Lane had about six or seven shots of Grey Goose Vodka and he snorted about a kilo before he drove that night. They say he was partying like that guy off the Paris Exposed video. Now he's gonna be somebody's little girl, in prison. What do they say? Don't drop the soap!

Courtney Love will not appear on American Idol

Remember my previous post about Courtney Love filling in for Paula Abdul. Well she lied.

TMZ said: Courtney is , a woman who's done and displayed just about everything under the sun and her shirt to humiliate herself, including (allegedly) flinging mike stands, baring her breasts, and melting down at roasts.

I'm not surprised. I just wanted to set the record straight.

When confronted, Nigel Lythgoe was quoted as saying...

"I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me," Lythgoe said in a statement. "Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them."

Let me translate that:

"Geeze! Do you think I smoke weed with Paris or something? There is no way in hell I would have a crazy skank like that judge on American Idol! Courtney Love got PUNKED! "


So let me clear...Courtney Love will not appear on American Idol

Harry Potter likes Horses

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, like horses. He likes them allot. He likes them so much that he wants to be naked with them. Soon you will be able to pay 10 bucks to go and see Harry Potter in his new movie, actually a remake, Equs. The new movie posters are out and they are proof of his new found joy in "equestrian arts" and the desire to show a horse his pee pee.

Britney Spears is a Jewish American Princess

Britney Spears has a new look! No I'm not talking about the Star Of David around her neck. She left the blonde locks behind and has gone back to being a brunette. This will give her more credibility and convince us that she as not as dumb as she looks. And what is it with the jewelry she is wearing? Maybe she has decided that she is better off dating a nice Jewish boy. Imagine that Britney Spears the new Jewish American Princess!

Miss USA - Tara Conner admits to using cocaine

Miss USA Tara Conner is out of rehab now. She is clean and sober and ready to admit to everything and babbling like a women possessed . Ms. Conner is scheduled to appear on Dateline but she gave a short teaser on the Today show. She admits that most of the things the tabloids had previously reported were true and she even admitted to using coke. She said she was an equal opportunity user and she would try anything once.

"In being honest with you, at first I kind of held back on it a little bit but there's no sense in it," she said. "Luckily, the great thing about getting everything out, and being completely open and honest about things, it frees me from it. So the more I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself."

Ok Tara, now tell us what it was like under the table with Donald Trump. I take that back I don't want the details... Hey! Wipe that off your chin!

Courtney Love will replace Paula Abdul on Idol

Looks like Courtney Love will be filling in for Paula Abdul while she is out. Word is executive producer, Nigel Lythgoe called Courtney and asked he to fill in.

"He called," Love tells Usmagazine.com. "He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."

"Weird" is not the word. "Insane" is a better one. Even more appropriate word be "Retarded". That's all we need, a drunk heroin addict sitting along side Simon Cowell. Has Nigel been smoking weed with Paris?

Paris Hilton begins damage control

Paris Hilton is filing a Fedral Lawsuit because of the release of her personal property, she lost when she didnt pay her storage fee.

She is... " claiming the website Parisexposed.com is "the single most egregious and reprehensible invasions of privacy ever committed against an individual."

ParisExposed.com includes sex photos and videos, highly-sensitive medical records, diary entries and audiotapes of her conversations. The cache was stored at a warehouse and was purchased for $2,775 at a foreclosure auction after the storage bill went unpaid. The contents were then re-sold to Bardia Persa for a cool $10 mil. Persa then allegedly created Parisexposed.com., a subscription site which is burning up the Internet." TMZ

I just knew Paris would make a Federal Case over all this. Its too late girly. We've all seen it. You're just a common skank. Get over it.

Pam Anderson admits she is a Stupid Beeotch

Nothing ever ceases to amaze me. We all know that Pam Anderson is a dumb blonde. She's made a fortune being this way. I just happened to be passing by here website , well you know, with the new movie coming out an all. Shut up, its true! Anyway, The movie is called "blonde and blonder". She just finished filming it, along with Denise Richards. She is quoted on her website as saying : I had a blast shooting. Nothing fancy! Comes out in May. I prefer the title "2 stupid bitches." I'd hate for this to try and compare to "Dumb and Dumber". We're not nearly that fun. No Pam! You are loads of Fun!

The Mafia shows up for the SAGs

The Sporanos Crew made it to the SAGs in great form. This was a great moment. Look at these guys! They look just like a bunch of "made" guys. I wonder if they had a plate of spagettii at Guidos before they hit the SAG Awards . I'm not going to say to much here. I want to live to write another day.

Eddie Murphy is not scared of Melanie Brown

It was great to see Eddie Murphy at the SAG Awards. It had been rumored that he wasn't going to show because of some differences with his ex, Melanie Brown. Although he accepted his award in a British accent. He must have know that Melanie would only be listening to the show. So disguising his voice would be enough to fool her. I really like Eddie. I think he should have done the old buckwheat routine...that would have brought back some great memories.

Here's a great picture for his ex...eat your heart out Ms. Brown

Paris Hilton loves Joe Francis

I am still very amused that Paris would say that she has never been with The creator of Girls Gone Wild - Joe Francis. Here is more footage of Paris with Joe. Its pretty evident that Paris enjoys being fondled by this pervert. She's no different from the thousands of drunk girls he fondled in his videos...except that she isnt drunk. I wonder if she signed the release form.

Its a fairly long video. Honestly I still haven't been able to sit through it all. I'll leave it here for you to watch at your discretion.

T. R. Knight is out of the Closet

The smoke has yet to clear for Grey's Anatomy, Isaiah Washington. TR Knight has been forced out of the closet and he is now a full blown drama queen. TR Knight is threatening to quit the show. A source told MSNBC that the openly-gay Knight is so "upset" and "disgusted" by the handling of the F-bomb situation that he's going to quit the show. Originally, says the source, T.R. was told to keep his response to the incident on the DL, but when Washington stirred up the storm anew while backstage at the Golden Globes, Knight had no choice but to fire back. A show rep says Knight's not going anywhere and that the rumors are "irrefutably untrue." This is some pretty "fierce" action. This is nothing more than a lovers quarrel. Don't be surprised if we hear next week that Washington and Knight had been making whoopie on the set.

Britney and Isaac are dating Clones

"It's not just the money and the fame and the VIP rooms that drew Isaac Cohen — Britney's new boytoy — to date the fading pop star. Britney's also the spitting image of his ex-girlfriend, 24-year-old Jennifer Sypal!"

I found this other picture too and you will also notice that Isaac is the spitting image of K-fed! They are both dating clones of there exes. This is weird. I wonder if they role play too. Of course in Kevin's case it's probable pretty boring. Unless you love Vanilla ice wannabes.

Nicole Kidman accident is only drama

US Magazine reported. Actress Nicole Kidman was rushed to the hospital Wednesday night after being involved in a car accident on the set of her latest film, The Invasion, in downtown Los Angeles. I watched this accident on TV. Not much of an accident. Some of the guys on the top of the Car didn't even fall off. Seems like I would be more concerned with them than Nicole, who was safely inside , wearing a seat belt. The video I saw shows her getting out of the car. She was fine. An ambulance was sent to the scene, but not needed. However they did send her and some of the crew to the hospital. She was released within two hours. Two stunt men had minor injuries. This is just over blown drama. Don't believe the hype. Here is the best picture of the crash I could find.

Katie Rees is Cashing in

Katie Rees has been in and out of the headlines because of the pics that hit the web last month. As a result of this she was fired by "The Don". Now she has capitalized on the exposure quickly and signed a two-year, $2 million-plus deal to host a revival of an "estrogen-heavy" variety show at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas . She told Extra, she felt, she was treated unfairly by Trump ...yada yada yada. Here is a pretty creative piece I found on You Tube, of her famous romp. I placed another one on Jimmyshowbiz.com

Paris Hilton is retarded

I originally decided to post the video for Paris Hilton Exposed here on the Blog, but, because of its content I decided against it. I have placed it on JimmyShowbiz.com and I posted a censored piece here, for your viewing pleasure. When I first watched this. I thought "wow, how stupid is this girl?". Then I realized the guy filming is really stupid and Paris is retarded. This should be added to Ms Hiltons application to the Special Olympics. I guess I better give this source credit, just in case you wanna buy this academy award material.

Isaiah Washington is gay

"Greys Anatomy" Star Isaiah Washington has checked himself into rehab for a psychological examination. Seems he is so upset about the comments he made about T.R. Knight being gay, he now thinks he needs help. He is quoted on saying "This is a necessary step toward understanding why I did what I did and making sure it never happens again,". I suppose he's about to come out of the closet. Usually the one who points the finger is the real queen. How does that old saying go? "Who ever smelt it , dealt it"

Brandy admited to murder

If you remember, Brandy was in a car crash last month, where she admitted, on the scene, to killing the person. From reading the report it looks like Brandy wasn't even paying attention to what she was doing. Anyway, We have the 911 call now, but just so you can familiarize your self with the story, I printed some details.

It happened at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably. We're told Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura.

"She got upset, talking about how it was all her fault ... she didn't stop, kept saying how she hit the lady," says the witness.

He added, "Brandy walked in front of traffic, crossing the lanes of speeding cars, then she did it again. People were honking at her to get out of the road. She was obviously disoriented and highly upset."

The witness also claims he tried to calm the hysterical singer, and even dished out some legal advice, saying he advised her to stop admitting guilt. He also consoled her by repeatedly saying "It was an accident."

Jessica Simpson Takes the Bus

Jessica is finished filming he movie and she is on the road with John Mayer. It been reported that Jessica Simpson has an open schedule now and she wants to spend time with her boy friend. Gee, I thought she said they weren't together? Apparently John Mayer is headed to Jacksonville, FL for his next show, and Jess will be joining him on the tour bus. We also heard that when Jessica boarded the bus Johns band mates were shocked. Basically , they wondering what the heck she was doing there.

This just goes to show you, Jessica is always up for a good ride.

Britney may be forced into Rehab

Kevin Federline has been begging Britney to take control of her life and "chill out" . He cites she is partying too much and said, for the sake of the kids you need to stop this behaviour. Sources say he's afraid she is going to hurt herself.

Kevin sd she must go to rehab and get control of her life. Before its to late. He has even tryed to get his mother in law to help him.

It's public knowledge, and it has been reported here, that she is an unfit mother. So...While Britney is out doing her thing who watches the kids? K-fed is in Vegas Partying and hanging out with Justin. The kids are being raised by strangers.

L-O-S-E-R

Paris Exposed

source: AP For those who haven't yet, somehow, had their fill of Paris Hilton, there's a new Web site that has posted a seemingly endless offering of the celebutante's belongings.

The Web site, ParisExposed.com, launched Tuesday. It boasts that it has an array of Hilton photographs, home videos, diaries, love letters, recorded phone conversations and phone numbers of friends and celebrities, all left behind at a Los-Angeles based storage facility.

The items were sold to an unidentified buyer after a third party failed to make payments to the facility, and eventually wound up in the hands of a broker aiming to sell them, Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press Tuesday.

Hilton's first big-time exposure came through a sex tape that also took a circuitous route to the public, first appearing in bootleg form in 2003 and then put up for sale in 2004.

All the new goods "were acquired by me through a broker," said Bardia Persa, who created ParisExposed.com. He noted that he obtained the Paris possessions in September.

Users must pay a monthly fee of $39.97 to gain access to the site, which promises footage of the 25-year-old heiress in a "sexy bubble bath" video. It also says it has various shots of Hilton in "racy situations," and footage of her drinking with friends and using illegal substances.

"We certainly are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter," Mintz told the AP.

Its was just a matter of time before the, proverbial, shit hit the fan. I've said it many times before. She thought she had troubles before..look out! The sex tape is pale compared to this. If the website manages to stay up stay up. As of today , it seems the site is not fully operational. I wonder if we all agree that Paris is a great role model for our kids. Ive posted more pictures at Jimmy Showbiz. I also added a film strip on the side bar. Isnt that the Girls gone wild guy she sd she never dated? Enjoy!

Paris avoided jail time for DUI

Even Paris Hilton's droopy eye seemed to sparkle after avoiding any serious ramifications from her recent DUI arrest.

After pleading no contest in court today to the lesser charge of alcohol-related reckless driving, Hilton, 25, avoided jail time or any serious penalties.

"She was ordered to pay a fine, attend a 12 hour driver's education class and placed on summary probation for 36 months. We believe this was an appropriate resolution given the facts in this matter and both sides' desire to avoid a trial on the original charges," Hilton's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, tells Us.

The judge gave Hilton, was who was not in court but was represented by her lawyers, the option of reducing her probation to 24 months if she completed 40 hours of community service.

Apparently someone in this world can picture Paris doing actual work that may involve picking up trash or interacting with normal people.

Besides several other conditions, the judge also ordered the heiress to attend an alcohol rehabilitation program.

The Associated Press reports that her publicist, Elliot Mintz, said he spoke with her after the proceeding and said that "she was happy the matter is over."

Hilton was arrested September 7 after her Mercedes-Benz was allegedly weaving on a Hollywood street. She claims that she was at a charity event and had only one margarita on an empty stomach, and she may have been "speeding a little bit" afterwards on her way to In-N-Out for a burger.

Keira Knightley suing a tabloid..sd she looks Anorexic

Actress Keira Knightley is suing a British tabloid, saying that it implied she lied about having an eating disorder.

At issue is a Jan. 11 story in the Daily Mail about a teenage girl who died of anorexia. It was illustrated with a shot of Knightley on a beach in a bikini.

The Pirates of the Caribbean actress, 21, has "publicly denied suggestions that she might be anorexic or have a similar eating disorder," her lawyer, Simon Smith, said in a statement. He said that any legal action will reiterate that denial.

Knightley will "argue that the Mail's article suggests that she has dishonestly sought to mislead the public about whether she has anorexia or similar eating disorder and will show that she does not have anorexia."

Last summer, at the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest London premiere, Knightley emphatically denied that she suffers from anorexia. "I don't have it. I'm very sure I don't have it," she said.

She continued: "I've got a lot of experience with anorexia. It was in my family hugely. My grandmother and my great grandmother suffered from it. And I've got a lot of friends at school who suffered from it. So I don't think it's anything to be taken lightly."

If the case is not settled, it could go to court in London later this year.

Associated Newspapers, the publishers of the Daily Mail, did not have a comment Tuesday.

Lindsay sneaks out of rehab

No sooner did I get a post up about how well Lindsay is doing in Rehab..News just dropped in that she has been spotted sneaking into her apartment building, despite being on an in-house treatment program at Wonderland Center. Just to be clear. She is allowed out to attend AA meetings and such, but it doesn't seem , to me, that she is complying. Lohan appears to be spending more time out of the center than she is in it.

Paris and Jenna to Star in Sex Reality Show?

Seems we may have a new TV Reality Show hosted by two of the best in the biz. The task is to find two male virgins in NYC and LA. The winnner loses. No word on weather Paris or Jenna will participate in the de- flowering.

Sources tell TMZ that famed on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land. Ironically, it's being brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp.

To help stock his TV larder, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; soliciting actual, live virgins in those cities. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.

Lohan won't be released from rehab

Lindsay Lohan's mother has revealed that intervention was needed to persuade her party-loving daughter to check into rehab.

Dina Lohan said her starlet daughter, who is in the swanky Wonderland Centre in Los Angeles, "knows she has issues but is absolutely fine".

"I'm happy that Lindsay has taken the initiative to be in a better spiritual and mental place.

Lindsay Lohan will not be allowed to leave her rehab facility to attend the premiere of her new movie at the Sundance Film Festival.

Media reports claimed the 20-year-old was taking a break from her treatment to attend the famous film festival, only days after checking herself in.

The actress' new film, Chapter 27, also starring rumored ex-boyfriend Jared Leto, is being shown at the festival in Park City, Utah.

Lohan's spokesperson, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, tells E! Online that the star is staying put at the exclusive Wonderland Center in the Hollywood Hills for now.

JimmyShowbiz.com - Officially launched January 22, 2007!

As of January 22, 2007 JimmyShowbiz .com has officially launched ! All updates are finished and we are ready to roll. Thanks for your patience as I have been ill and unable to access my computer. I am still trying to get to full speed, but at least I can sit and type. Which only means I wil be posting like a mad man. Here is a little insight on the website, and I am pulling the following directly off the "about page" on JimmyShowbiz

"Officially established on January 22, 2007. JimmyShowbiz.com is a “tongue in cheek“ look at the entertainment business. Specifically targeting celebrities and their idiosyncrasies. We present this content in a creative fashion, utilizing a variety of multi-media. We target a wide range of demographics, but mostly people who love Hollywood and the crazy lives led within the circles of the A-list clique. We are committed to providing fresh and ridiculous entertainment news to our visitors. We are fortunate enough to know, that Hollywood will never lets us down."

We still have the My Space account too, although I havn't updated yet. I will get to that this week. You are welcome to check back.

We are looking forward to providing you with top quality celebrity gossip and ridiculous entertaiment news. Thanks for all the support!

Jimmy S

Diana Ross with no make up

Let me quote TMZ " Being a royal bitch catches up with ya. Diana Ross is a veritable Halloween hag when she goes without makeup. Don't stare too long!' I have to be honest. This picture scared the piss out of me. Jeez
how would you like to wake up and see that in the morning? She fell out of the ugly tree, hit all the branches on the way down, bounced off the roots and into the road. Then got run over by a Mack truck, and that Dog jumped off the truck and bit her right smack in the face. Seriously, that happened! I have nothing to more say about this... except that it scared the bejesus out of me!

The 3 Amigos

(CBS) Every paparazzo's dream was fulfilled Sunday night when Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan jumped into a car together while leaving a party. According to Paris Hilton's rep, just before they drove off to Hilton's house, the trio mended their rift in a girls-only discussion. The latest drama between the Hilton and Lohan started more than a week ago when Lohan was videotaped leaving the Roosevelt Hotel and reportedly called Hilton a four-letter word. Hilton and Spears have been inseparable the past few weeks. This past Saturday night, Hilton's rep Elliot Mintz says Britney and Paris went to an after hours party and that trouble ensued when Lohan arrived. "Lindsay showed up and there were some unpleasant words exchanged," Mintz told The ShowBuzz on Monday. "I think that the derivation of that had to do with the fact that a week or so ago, Lindsay was videotaped as using a very, very unkind reference to Paris, and I believe it was the first time Paris had seen her since that utterance and that probably created the friction."