Paris Hilton will be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates, a report claims. The hotel heiress will be provided with the first alert like panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.
After receiving threats from prospective fellow inmates on her MySpace page, the 26-year-old heiress has made it known she is frightened of her upcoming jail stint. But the Simple Life' star will be kept in the prison's 'special needs' unit, which is reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates.
According to earlier reports her good behavior has already paid off. Her sentence has already been cut from 45 to 23 days and there are many predicting that she may not even serve that due to overcrowding.
Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore noted that several factors resulted in the jail sentence cut, including showing up on time for her latest court date. Hilton will report to the Century Regional Detention Center in suburban Lynwood, California on June 5. She is said to also be considering keeping a diary for publication of her time in lock up.
What did American Idol Carrie Underwood ever do to on again off again Jessica Simpson sweetie John Mayer? Mayer, a guitar whiz kid may not want to quit his day job. The soulful singer broke into some kind of sappy sounding whining stand up routine where he rips on American idol winner Carrie. During the performance, at New York City's Comedy Cellar, he pokes fun at single life, his own music – and sings a raunchy ballad as part of a joke about Carrie Underwood's hit "Before He Cheats."
Of Carrie Underwood's song, he says: "It's basically a woman, for 4½ minutes, just abusing the s--- out of a guy." In a falsetto, he sings the lyrics about a woman keying her boyfriend's car with the chorus, "Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats." Jokes Mayer: "Maybe he's not cheating. Maybe he kind of broke up with you and you're not hearing it."
Maybe the same could be said about Jessica. Mayer is constantly referred to as deep but comes across as shallow here in a sophomoric attempt at humor. Mayer also laments that as a male songwriter he can't get as aggressive in songs as female singers can – then makes up a raunchy ditty about sex and how the girl after the physical abuse 'will think next time before she speaks.
American Idol has been criticized for a weak line up of performers and last night's performance had one stellar stage show by Jordin Sparks and one very weak finals effort by Blake Lewis. Now it's costing in the ratings as ABC's finale of Dancing with the Stars defeated American Idol. Matt Drudge reports online:
Fox and wunderkind Simon Fuller hit with a historic TV upset Tuesday night -- after ABC's Dancing with the Stars competition pulled in higher ratings than American Idol According to early numbers Dancing scored a 16.5 rating/25 share to Idol's 16.3/25, in what network insiders are calling a 'photo-finish'.
Continuing: "Our results show is tonight," explains an confident Fox executive, "we'll see who is left standing on the stage." The upset comes as the nation's top-rated show experienced viewership erosion late in the season, at one point, falling more than 15% from a year ago.
Dancing easily topped the night in the nation's top cities, pulling a 32 share peak in Chicago and 33 peak in Philly. American Idol should have seen this coming, it was a very weak season with little talent.
I'm other news American Idol finalist Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis are ready to hear Americas decision. Both Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis are attractive, talented and have millions of adoring fans. That's where their similarities end.
The two telegenic singers -- The Beauty and The Beatboxer, respectively -- will try to out-sing, out-groove and out-charm one another in this week's fairy-tale finale. Who's gonna win? It's a tough call. Though many argue that Sparks is the clear frontrunner, Lewis is full of surprises.
Indeed, the pressure of performing live on the top-rated competition -- and standing out amid the Sanjaya phenomenon -- was no easy task. Everyone's a winner, right?
Beyonce is apparently in talks to play Maggie the Cat in a new Broadway revival of "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." The revival was originally supposed to begin performances later this year, but it's been pushed back to accommodate her schedule. The all African-American production will be directed by Debbie Allen. Oh shit, loved her ass in "A Different World."
In addition to Beyonce, Danny Glover is in talks to play Big Daddy, Phylicia Rashad is in talks to play Big Momma and LL Cool J is pretty much set as Brick.
Elizabeth Taylor was nominated for her an Oscar for the film version of the Tennessee Williams play.
Can you imagine this shit?! I would be front and center, because you know this is going to be some campy shit. Beyonce as Maggie the cat?!!! Death to the theater!
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Jenna Jameson is backing Hillary Clinton and the adult film star and producer is counting on a win to boost pornography. She notes that Bill Clinton was an absolutely gold mine for the industry and when he was in the Oval Office having his fun with Monica Lewinsky, the numbers went through the roof. The author of the New York Times bestseller "How To Make Love Like a Porn Star," talked about Hillary Clinton in an interview with PR.com and had nothing but love for Hillary.
"Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point.
It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide...I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now."
So We get rid of Bush and put Hillary in office we get another bush in his place. I love all this talk about porn and bush. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I just hope we don't have to see any more new porn with Jenna Jameson. I mean look at her.
Jessica Simpson certainly has not been shy of late with her eye-popping boobs. She has brought out the girls and some are speculating if she has had an breast enhancement - very unlikely - and others will soon begin to speculate on if Jessica is pregnant from John Mayer. But for now she is just being Jessica and she has the cans out in Cannes.
According to reports, Beyonce's younger sister, Solange, is to take over as her manager once their father, Matthew Knowles, steps down in five years. The singer/songwriter has revealed that she is the heiress to her dad's Music World empire - which also includes a music label. She has been quoted as saying "In five years I'll be answering those calls. I'll be the president and CEO."
I can imagine most of you are thinking 'what the hell has Solange ever done?'...me too. I personally don't think Beyonce will be around in five years, if she keeps pissing people off like she has been. My advise to Solange: "Don't quit your day job girl."
Paris Hilton has admitted that she is terrified of going to jail. But in all likelihood, that's just where she's headed. The dog-toting socialite has been sentenced to 45-days in the Los Angeles county lock up and reports are coming in that her fellow inmates are already threatening the heiress on her blog. She will be locked up with at California’s all-female Century Regional Detention Facility have started to let her know that she’ll not be a welcome, reports claim.
A source close to Paris told magazine, ‘Life & Style’, that the socialite started receiving death threats on her My Space page, the day after she was sentenced to serve time for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license.
The insider said: “These maniacs have been writing: ‘We’re going to get you,’ and ‘I’m going to kill you.’ It’s horrifying" One person wrote that she’s going to steal Paris’ shoes when she gets to jail - and if Paris argues, she’ll be beaten to a pulp.”
In an exclusive interview with the American magazine, Paris Hilton admitted: “I’m very scared right now.” Hilton is now appealing her sentence. There are also reports that she will be separated for her own protection.
I'd actually feel sorry for her if I didn't know what a horrible human being she is. Don't be fooled, this is the same spoiled racist bitch she's always been. Watching her cry is almost arousing. God forbid they ever get a video of her being eaten by hyenas, because I don't think the world is ready for the raging boner it'd give me.
Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.
Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law." Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:
SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone
STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table
BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.
The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. "She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda."
But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own.
And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from rehab. She checked out after a month and was back doing drugs at a Hollywood party within a week.
But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider. "She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.
"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. "She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."
She said: "Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.
"In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.
Jessica Simpson showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala once again trying to show off her breasts. I don't know who does her makeup but she looks like a completely different person every time I see her. At least she's finally starting to figure out people only care about her boobs. She could have a watermelon for a head and nobody would notice. Except for me, but I'm a world-class detective. I once had a detectiving contest with Sherlock Holmes and I beat him so bad he started to cry.
Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn't see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.
Paris Hilton first blamed her pr-whore for not telling her about the drivers license situation, then she blamed the cops for always hitting on her and now it looks like she's blaming her attorney. Paris has dumped famed attorney, Howard Weitzman, and traded him in for Richard Hutton. TMZ reports that Richard is a famed DUI defense attorney. This may be her last stitch effort from getting ass raped in jail.
Paris was also snapped driving snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible yesterday, even though her drivers license is still suspended!!! Show this to Judge Michael Sauer so he can add a few more years to her sentence! Isn't there a 3 strikes rule?
Photographers also reported she pulled three u-turns in a search for her final destination.
Meanwhile the 'Simple Life' star has been rallying her fans with an appeal for a pardon on her mySpace page.
Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her 'mistake', which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to '(most of) our otherwise mundane lives'.
Meanwhile a group called Citzens For A Better America have launched a Go Away Paris campaign selling T-Shirts and making a music video that sings 'So could you please just go away.'
Britney Spears has a quasi return to performing last week. The one-time superstar performer is trying desperately to get her body back in shape to deliver some sexy well rounded shows, but according to at least one die-hard Britney fan, there are two things that aren't well rounded enough. Spears - who had several photos leaked out that showed a bare-chested Britney this week was also 'complimented' by some fans, though as Jeannette Walls of MSNBC points out "With friends like these, who needs enemies?"
The veteran gossip reports on 'The Scoop: One Britney Spears fan who attended her brief concert in Anaheim. “Britney looked so hot!!! Your gotta hand it to her, after 2 kids, and all she has been through lately, she genuinely looked happy and excited to be back doing when she loved,” one aficionado gushed on a fan site.
"The fact that she didn’t actually sing shouldn’t have surprised anyone, she never has at any of her shows. She is a performer, she puts on a show that wouldn’t be possible if the sang. If I wanted to see a singer, I would go to a Broadway show.”
Oh - wait there's more from the 'fan.' The fan continued: “Anyways, I love Britney to death, but for anyone who thought she had work done on her chest. Let me tell you those were all natural. As a woman I can tell that she has breast fed, even with the push up bra they just weren’t perky anymore.”
This story is courtesy of my friends out at Hot Celebrity News . Welcome to the block!
A video tape was made by David Hasselhoff's Daughters, showing an inebriated Hasselhoff, lying on the floor in blue jeans, while one of his daughters criticize him about his drinking. Hasselhoff said in a statement Thursday. "I am a recovering alcoholic, despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse."
As much as I want to rip on The Hoff, this is just incredibly sad. Like the time I was standing outside all alone, looking through the window of a family opening presents on Christmas morning. And there was a guy behind me playing the violin. And it was raining. And also I was an orphan. And my pet dog had just died. Did I mention I was also missing a leg? Because I was also missing a leg. Ahh, the memories.
A judge has just ordered Paris Hilton to serve 45 days in jail for violating her probation. She begins serving on June 5th and if she doesn't serve on or before then she will get 90 days. The judge said she must do all the time and is not allowed a work release, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring device, instead of jail. She will serve at a woman's jail in Lynwood, CA.
TMZ reports that Paris blamed, Elliot Mintz, her agent, for telling her that her license was not suspended. The judge told her that she signed a document stating that her license was suspended for 4 months. She said she didn't know what she was signing, she just signed it.
Before the judge's ruling she cried and told the court "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all."
This judge is an F-ing hero. I mean, yeah, I once saw him save a group of children by killing a bear with his bare hands. And then this other time I saw him run into a burning building to save a box of kittens. But really, this Paris thing is probably the most heroic thing he's ever done. They should give him a cape. And also this card I made for him. I wrote his name in curly letters and drew hearts all around the margin.
Britney Spears was splattered all over the Internet with some leaked topless photos one day after her reported lip-synched debut at the 'House of Blues' in San Diego. Britney used to sell out huge venues, but now we're all wondering if she can still perform at that level. One thing is certain; Britney Spears can create a huge buzz with her clothes off.
Six years ago this would've been amazing, but now they could've put a seal in a silly hat and thrown some flowers at it and it would've turned out hotter. If it weren't for the outfit, I wouldn't even have been able to tell this was a girl.
Britney is planning several more performances this week, including shows at the House of Blues Las Vegas inside Mandalay Bay on Sunday. Sex sells for Britney. Should we expect more leaked photos?
NOTE: Yes, this is real. Very real, and very horrifying. If you get aroused by this I think you're required by law to turn in your penis.
Paris Hilton's life is about to change. The hotel heiress faces a hearing today for allegedly violating the terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction. Prosecutors have asked that she be jailed for 45 days.
Prosecutors also want Hilton to stay away from alcohol for 90 days, wear a monitoring device that will chart whether she complies, and they seek to have her license suspended for an additional four months.
City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo said Hilton is being treated the same as anyone else.
"Anyone who would have conducted themselves in a way that resulted in this set of facts, we would have made the same recommendation of 45 days in county jail, regardless of whether they were a celebrity or not," he said Thursday.
Hilton could face up to 90 days in jail and a $1,000 fine.
Paris pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.
She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.
Then on Jan. 15, Hilton was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed her that she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging that she was not to drive, according to papers filed in Superior Court.
Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies stopped Hilton on Feb. 27 and charged her with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.
Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time Hilton wasn't aware her license was suspended. A copy of the document Hilton signed on Jan. 15 was found in the car's glove compartment, court papers say.
Hilton was also required to enroll in an alcohol education program by Feb. 12. As of April 17, she had not enrolled, prosecutors said.
Let's just hope the judge isn't a total idiot and let's her go. 45 days of Paris in jail would be a dream come true. Can you imagine? I don't know how this alkie is going to stay away from the booze for 90-days! I'm sure a lot of the dudes she's with drink. Doesn't booze travel to the jizz?
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