Saturday, June 30, 2007

Britney Spears Triple Play


Britney Spears went for the trifecta this week, with a mom battle a fashion disaster and an assault on her rehab stint. Britney dropped a ton of cash because she wants to look as classy as the fabulous Katie Holmes. The former pop starlet reportedly told a clerk that she wants to look like Katie. She says:

"I like clothes. But I like to be comfortable, too. "Katie always looks so cute in her Armani and Manolo Blahnik stuff. I'm gonna go for that vibe and all the trimmings."

Good luck. Her unbelievable display when she dropped by a note to her mother that reportedly told Lynne to stay away from her kids may have been the worst look ever. She was picking and scratching live in online video. It was quite the display and nearly trumped her mommy issues.

She wants to be like Katie as an actress as well. Los Angeles based photo agency X17 is reporting that Britney's going to be changing agents - she's making the jump from William Morris to CAA! Could this be tied to her rumored desire to renew her film career?

The agency reports that Britney's life's been more or less on an even keel - we hear that she's been spending a lot of time with her children and keeping her relationship with sis Jamie-Lynn positive even as their family endures these trying times.

John Mayer Love Triangle


Who will guitarist John Mayer choose, Jessica Simpson or Penelope Cruz? Jessica and John are no longer together but the two haven’t exactly called it quits and according to reports the pair are still in constant contact as speculations surrounds each singer's love life. An insider Spills some of the details to Life & Style Weekly magazine.

The insider source reportedly says that the one time red hot couple has been meeting for late-night hook-ups which Jess, 26 hopes will reunite them. "When Jess and John are together, they have a great time," says the insider. "She misses that feeling."

Cue the rep: John Mayer's rep says that's not happening and denies the story reports the magazine in this week's issue. But as it is Hollywood there is yet another hitch (isn't there always).

John, 29, is also reportedly romancing the red hot Penelope Cruz, 33. John has been sending Penelope “funny, sexy text messages,” says an insider. The report claims that Jess’ friends are warning her to forget about John, the insider says, but “ she’s convinced they can work out their problems.” And that’s not a good idea, says relationship expert Lynn Harris. “It’s like a boyfriend substitute, and she’s accepting less than she deserves.”

Friday, June 29, 2007

Paris Hilton Disguised in Hawaii


Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn't quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She'll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you'd still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Hilton on Larry King Live

Paris's latest - greatest words are " I used to act dumb...but now that act isn't cute anymore".

If Paris Hilton had any brains at all, this was the time to prove it. Unfortunately she failed to do so.

Judge it for yourself. Here's an 8 min. clip of Paris Hilton on The Larry King Live show.

Beyonce Knowles Among Winners at BET Music Awards


Beyonce Knowles captured awards at this years BET Music Awards, for best female R&B artist and video of the year for "Irreplaceable." She delivered a show-stopping performance of her own with her dance anthem, "Get Me Bodied," appearing on stage in gold robot gear, which she whittled down to sleek gold lame pants and a matching bra top. Her fellow Destiny Child member Kelly Rowland appeared moments later to perform her solo hit "Like This" with Eve, and later the Destiny's Child reunion was complete when Beyonce and Michelle Williams appeared onstage.

Other winners included T.I., who was named best hip-hop artist. He not only offered thanks, but apologies after getting involved in a scuffle with members of Ludacris' camp earlier in the week.

Paris Hilton on Larry King Live


Paris Hilton is expected to make her first televised comments on life after jail Wednesday during an interview on CNN's "Larry King Live."

The 26-year-old hotel heiress and notorious party girl walked out of the Century Regional Detention Facility early Tuesday and was immediately driven to her grandparents' home in fashionable Holmby Hills. She remained inside throughout the day.

Hilton has given hints about what she might say about her future during brief interviews while in county lockup.

"I want to help build a transitional home so that when inmates leave here they don't have to go back to the street," she told E! News' Ryan Seacrest from jail last week.

She also said she'd like to change her image.

"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute," Hilton told ABC News' Barbara Walters.

She revealed more details in a post-jail interview with People magazine, on newsstands Friday. Excerpts were posted Wednesday on People's Web site.

Hilton said doctors observing her thought she was having "severe anxiety, panic attacks, claustrophobia."

She added that during her first few days behind bars, "I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics."

Her medical condition prompted Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca to transfer Hilton to home confinement just days into her sentence, igniting furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.

Hilton has said she was "shocked" by the attention given to her case.

To help reshape her image, Hilton has enlisted crisis management expert Michael Sitrick, whose Los Angeles firm has represented talk-show host Rush Limbaugh, singer R. Kelly and drummer Tommy Lee.

She tells those who doubt her sincerity: "They're wrong and they don't know me. I'm a good person. I'm a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I'm sincere, and they'll see," according to People.

For now, however, the image splashed on the Internet, television and in newspapers has been of her red-carpet style exit from jail, strutting past the assembled masses in tight jeans and white stiletto heels and slapping hands with sheriff's deputies holding photographers at bay.

At her grandparents' mansion, more than a dozen cars pulled up and were quickly buzzed inside, while photographers and journalists waited for any sign of Hilton.

Hilton's path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz. Hilton, who said she was hungry and on the way to get a hamburger, pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to three years' probation.

In the months that followed she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving with a suspended license. The second stop landed her in court and then in jail.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Chris Benoit Killed Wife, Watched WWE, Killed Son, Hanged Self Monday


Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself by the pulley of a weightlifting machine, authorities said Tuesday.

Investigators also found prescription anabolic steroids in the house, Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department. He would not comment on Benoit's state of mind or possible motive.

Autopsies showed all three died of asphyxiation, Pope said.

Benoit's wife, Nancy, was killed Friday in an upstairs family room, her feet and wrists were bound and there was blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle, Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard said.

The son, Daniel, was likely killed late Saturday or early Sunday, the body found in his bed, Ballard said.

Benoit apparently killed himself several hours and as long as a day later, Ballard said. His body was found in a downstairs weight room, his body found hanging from the pulley of a piece of exercise equipment.

The prosecutor said he found it "bizarre" that the WWE wrestling star spread out the killings over a long weekend and appeared to remain in the house for up to a day with the bodies.

"I'm baffled about why anybody would kill a 7-year-old," Ballard said. "I don't think we'll ever be able wrap our head around that."

Earlier, a law enforcement official speaking on a condition of anonymity said Benoit strangled his wife and smothered his son.

....Ah so did you hear Paris Hilton got out of jail?

Nicole Richie is Pregnant


Rumors have swirled recently that super-skinny Nicole Richie is pregnant — and new photos show a definite bump. Now an insider reveals to Jimmy Showbiz that Nicole, 25, recently underwent tests, including blood and urine screenings, that confirmed she is pregnant!

Is Nicole really pregnant?

Lindsay Lohan Plans to Extend Rehab


Lindsay Lohan, who checked into rehab after a wild Memorial Day weekend, plans to extend her stay, says her mother, Dina Lohan.

"She's going to be doing extended care," Dina Lohan said in Tuesday's editions of the Daily News. "It was her choice."

The "Mean Girls" actress, who turns 21 on July 2, checked into rehab in Malibu, Calif., after she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

It was her second rehab stint this year. Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Dina Lohan, who appeared Monday for a hearing at Nassau Family Court in Mineola, told the Daily News that she speaks with her daughter every day.

"She's doing great," Lohan said.

Judge Stacy Bennett ordered Lohan and her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, to attend family therapy. Bennett said the family therapy aims to gradually reunite Michael Lohan with his two youngest children.

It was unclear whether both parents, who have been waging a legal battle over visitation rights, would attend therapy together.

Bennett also ordered that Michael Lohan be allowed more phone contact with the children, ages 13 and 11.

Michael Lohan, who recently left prison after serving time for drunken driving and attempted assault, told Newsday in Tuesday's editions that he was encouraged by the judge's orders.

"They were my entire life," he said of his children. "I miss them tremendously."

Dina Lohan said before the hearing that she wanted to move on with her life and that the legal fight had taken a toll on herself and her children.

Christina Aguilera is Expecting a Baby


RUMORS that Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby "are definitely true," according to a well-placed Page Six source. "She's been telling friends," said one snitch, who revealed, "she has to be three months now, because she's announcing it." This would be the first for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman. In other baby news, we hear movie actress Jill Hennessy and her actor/bartender husband are expecting their second child. Reps for both wouldn't comment.

Paris Hilton is Out of Jail


A smiling Paris Hilton walked out of a Los Angeles County jail early Tuesday, officially ending a bizarre, three-week stay that ignited furious debate over celebrity treatment in the jail system.

The 26-year-old celebutante was greeted by an enormous gathering of cameras and reporters upon leaving the all-women's facility in Lynwood about 15 minutes past midnight. She had checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility late June 3, largely avoiding the spotlight, after a surprise appearance at the MTV Movie Awards.

Hilton smiled and waved as she filed past deputies and the media, her blond hair pulled back in a braided ponytail. Her parents, Kathy and Rick, waited in a black SUV. Hilton hurried to the vehicle, where she hugged her mom through the window.

Hilton, who was wearing a sage jacket with white trim over a white shirt and skinny jeans, did not respond to reporters' questions.

"She fulfilled her debt. She was obviously in good spirits. She thanked people as she left," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Photographers sprinted after Hilton's vehicle as she left. When the SUV hit a red light during the ride, photographers jumped out of their cars and swarmed it.

Hilton appeared to have gone to a family home in a ritzy Los Angeles canyon north of Sunset Blvd.


Monday, June 25, 2007

Tom Sizemore Sentenced to Prison


Tom Sizemore was sentenced Monday to 16 months in prison for violating his probation in a drug case.

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis ordered the sentence after authorities said they found methamphetamine in the actor's car on May 8 in Bakersfield.

Sizemore, 45, was on probation for a previous drug conviction.

He was arrested in Bakersfield for investigation of seven drug-related charges, including methamphetamine possession.

He has been in jail without bail since June 5, when he surrendered on a warrant alleging he had violated his probation.

Sizemore's screen credits include "Saving Private Ryan" and "Black Hawk Down."

Paris Hilton will be Released Tuesday


Paris Hilton will get out of a jail cell on Tuesday and be free at last. She will have spent almost three and a half weeks behind bars and away from the nightclubs of Hollywood. Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department deputy Dana Camarillo said Hilton would now be freed next Tuesday after previously indicating Hilton would be released on Monday. That means she could be released at any time.

"As a result of numerous inquiries, it has come to our attention that clarification is necessary regarding the actual release date of Paris Hilton,” Camarillo said. “In the case of Hilton, records specialists from the Inmate Reception Center have calculated her actual release date to be Tuesday, June 26, 2007,” Camarillo added.

The 26-year-old Hilton, who was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, surrendered on June 3. Sheriff Lee Baca released her to electronically monitored house arrest on June 7, citing an undisclosed medical condition he said made her a better candidate to serve the rest of her time at home.

Her sentencing judge freaked out grabbed some more PR time and ordered the sobbing hotel heiress back to jail. We were all safe to walk the streets of LA. But on Tuesday, the judge will no longer be able to keep Los Angeles Paris Hilton free.

Britney Spears Files Restraining Order


Britney Spears and mom Lynne were reportedly had kissed and made up and the former pop princess was set to have her mother again helping with her kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, and perhaps her mother could help her restructure her failing career. But that is going to be really tough to do if Britney has a restraining order against mom.

That may not be the real story according to one report. So what's Brit's beef? Los Angeles based photo agency X17 Online has reported that they have spoken with a source that confirms that Britney is set to file papers for a restraining order against her mother Lynne.

The order, according to the report, is in an attempt to keep her mom away from her two sons. The photo agency's source dishes that the paperwork is completed and that Britney is claiming her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and that she should be kept away from Sean and Jayden. The papers are supposed to be filed today or tomorrow.

Add to that X17 claims that the supposed "reconciliation" between mom and daughter a couple weeks back, word is, Britney wasn't expecting that visit from her mom and sister and that she was not happy with the surprise.

Rosie O'Donnell will not host "The Price is Right."


Rosie O'Donnell will not host "The Price is Right." In a video message on her blog Sunday O'Donnell said it looked like a deal with the game show "ain't gonna happen." In the video blog, O'Donnell responded to questions fans and foes wrote to her on her blog. One writer asked, why is it such a problem that the "Price Is Right" shoots in L.A.?


"Well, here's the thing, I don't really need a job," O'Donnell said. "I'm in a weird position. I don't need the money." She just said last week, that she had a "nice lunch" with producers. Early last week, O'Donnell told fans on her Web site of taking the Price Is Right job: "If they asked me I sure would."


Did they ask? Who know, but it is for the best. Can you imagine the outrage when Rosie went into one of her screeds on a game show set? That grew old pretty fast even on ABC's morning chat show "The View." Rosie even realized it, "I don't know if it's gonna work out. ... I just think it's a part of American nostalgia, and it's what America needs right now. It would be good for me, but I don't know if it's right for them."

The reason she gives for not taking the gig was that she didn't want to move to Los Angeles. "(I don't want my)family uprooted from their lives and move them across the country so that I can have a fantasy childhood indulgent job, it just doesn't seem fair, they all are in school, they have friends, we love their school, our community our house, our life, our home."


O'Donnell said that if the California-based show moved east, things would be different. "You know, if they were able to do it in New York, it would be a different story but it looks like it ain't gonna happen," she said.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Candy says Britney Spears is Trashy


Britney Spears and Candy don't mix. The wild child pop tart and prime paparazzi target is the latest to receive a stark "You made me do it" reminder from one Candy Spelling that she needs to keep her clothes on. It doesn't appear that the message has taken hold as Britney was spotted after the letter was posted falling out of her dress. Still Ms. Spelling gives it a try.

The letter, posted on TMZ.com, follows similar missives Spelling has fired to Paris Hilton and Joe Francis, in a bid to help them save their careers.

Her message to Spears reads, "Dear Britney. Why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time?

"We've seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You're wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ's own 'Victim of Pap Smear' and 'Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash' to be your legacy? You can do much better."

Rosie O'Donnell will Ruin the Price is Right


Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed on her blog that she is in the running to follow Bob Barker as the next host of "The Price Is Right". She has been open about her desire for the job and confirmed she will meet with the show this week. On her blog rosie.com, the former co-host of "The View" answers questions posed by fans who write in.

On Saturday she had this exchange. Victoria writes: Backstage, when asked who could fill his shoes as host of Price Is Right, Barker floated Rosie O'Donnell as a possible successor. "I believe they're going to have a meeting with Rosie" She asks (Are you going to?"

O'Donnell claims, "Yes, this week." At Friday night's Daytime Emmy Awards, outgoing host Barker told reporters, ""There's no doubt in my mind she could do the show... She told me she loved `The Price Is Right' and wanted to host it one day."

O'Donnell would ruin the 'Price is Right' and absolutely fry the show within a year. Can you imagine going from 'Spay and Neuter your pets' to 'America knew about 9/11' and Britain is conspiring to start a war with Iran.'

She is so far gone off the left wing edge the only television she can now do is political and even then she will play to her fringe group of tin foil hat wearing followers. CBS is a mess, though. They may just allow her to take the show down.

Paris Hilton has it Maid


Paris Hilton is a maid woman inside the Lynwood correction facility according to one inmate. Her parents were just at the jail and told reporters that the 26-year-old socialite is passing the time at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood reading letters from fans, relatives and friends and reflecting on her life. "She's never been alone so this is, as she calls it, a real time out," her mother said of Sunday's visit, where Hilton talked to her parents behind a glass partition.

But she's not cleaning up after herself according to an inmate named Daisy. The woman has been released and revealed that Hilton has a special assistant to help her clean up her cell., "She has a private maid, there's a person who comes in to clean her clothes and clean up after her."

Asked whether Paris looked sad or scared, the young woman said: "She doesn't care, I don't know if she's scared inside, but she doesn't look like she cares. "Nobody can talk to her or get close to her. They put a brand new suit in the trash; they threw out a brand new suit because she had already worn it."

The Sun reports that it has been reported that prisoners at the jail are enjoying a much better time than usual thanks to the arrival of their new celebrity inmate, and this was confirmed by the ex-convict who had just been released.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Paris Hilton Needs a New Agent


Paris Hilton will have to find a new agent when she gets out of jail.

The Endeavor talent agency has dropped the reality show star, said Michael Donkis, a spokesman for the company.

"She is no longer a client," he said, declining further comment.

Hilton has been represented by the Beverly Hills-based agency since 2005.

The 26-year-old star of "The Simple Life" launched a pop-music career in August. She also has a namesake perfume and handbag collection.

Hilton is behind bars at the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, where she is serving time for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton was briefly released to electronically monitored home confinement last Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday.

Meanwhile,

Paris Hilton's parents visited their daughter after breezing past others waiting to see loved ones - an incident that raised new complaints that the heiress is receiving special treatment.

The visit Tuesday came less than a week after Hilton was reassigned to house arrest days after being jailed for violating parole. The 26-year-old socialite and reality TV star was later ordered back to jail.

Alvina Floyd, one visitor to the Twin Towers Correctional Facility, waited more than four hours to visit her fiance. It normally takes two hours, and Floyd, 20, blamed the Hiltons for the delay.

"I have to be at work later," she said. "I can't wait here all day."

Shatani Alverson, 23, said she was hustled out of the jail's visiting room moments after her husband walked in because of the Hiltons. She was told to come back after lunch.

Steve Whitmore, a sheriff's spokesman, said it was routine for high-profile inmates to receive visitors during lunch, a time when the visiting room is normally cleared out and closed.

The visit came shortly after the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors ordered Sheriff Lee Baca to respond by next week to allegations of favoritism for reassigning Hilton to house arrest. At the time, Baca cited an undisclosed medical condition as the reason for making the decision.

Hilton was sent to a medical ward, where sheriff's officials said it costs $1,109.78 a day to house a female inmate compared with $99.64 a day in the general population.

Mary Tiedeman, who regularly visits the jails as a monitor for the ACLU, said the area where Hilton was being housed was usually reserved for high-security inmates or those worse off than Hilton has appeared.

"I don't know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail," she said.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Hey, you got a problem with how "The Sopranos" wound up?


In the end, there was no end. After weeks of desperate speculation about how one of television's greatest dramas was going to conclude its six-season run, it turns out "The Sopranos" was neither going out with a bang or a whimper. It's just going out like thin air.

Would he get whacked? Would one of his children be gunned down? Would he go into the federal witness protection program? Or would he simply go to jail?

What he gave viewers was an almost existential, yet anxiety-drenched, last scene that surely had "Sopranos" fans collectively blurting out at the end, "What the Fuck!"

In the last several episodes, a war had been brewing between Tony's New Jersey crew and the New York mob run by Phil Leotardo (Frank Vincent). LeotardoĆ­s gangsters already gunned down longtime Soprano captain Bobby (who also was Tony's brother-in-law) and put Tony's consigliere, Silvio, in a coma from another shooting. In return, Tony's men finally tracked down Leotardo and shot and killed him for revenge.

Now, as viewers would fear, comes Tony's retribution. In the last scene, he arrives at a diner where he's supposed to meet his family. Then Carmela arrives. Then son A.J. .

The camera cuts to several suspicious men walking into the diner. Are they Leotardo hit men? FBI agents waiting to arrest Tony? The strains of Steve Perry's voice are heard on the jukebox singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'." Focus on Tony's face. "Don't stop!" echoes on the soundtrack. Then....cut to black.

.....The end credits roll.

The ending was so abrupt and anti-climactic, I thought the cable went out.

But remember, gangsters always say when they are about to get whacked, they'll never know it's coming.

To creator David Chase's credit, this certainly was an ending I never saw coming.

Joe Francis Writes to TMZ from Jail


Dear TMZ,

I returned to my cell the other day after a leisurely walk through the Washoe County Detention Center yard and received a message from Deputy Keast, the Public Information Officer, that you had called. To be honest, I was hoping that my penpal, Candy Spelling, had written me again, but to my dismay I was told that you just wanted to know how I felt about Paris being released from jail early. I was then handed a TMZ.com article titled “American I-Cons”. I just thought since I seem to have some extra time on my hands these days that I would like to take a moment to set the record straight.

The “American I-Cons” title is a very clever play on words, but unlike in Paris’s current situation, the title does not apply to me. I am not in jail because I have been CONvicted of a crime, but am merely awaiting a chance to vindicate myself. Paris’s early release from jail did not surprise me, nor unfortunately, did her return to jail a day later. My heart goes out to Paris, not only because I consider her a friend, but because I have experienced first hand that incarceration is not set up for high-profile people. In my experience to date, when jail personnel are told to give no special treatment to an individual because of who they are, it normally results in them getting far worse treatment. I must however tell you that this has not been my experience at the Washoe County Detention Center, where my treatment has been fair and where the staff is very considerate. However, the stark reality that I’ve encountered in the five previous facilities I’ve been in is that celebrities are segregated from other inmates, and it can be quite a lonely existence with no human contact. It seems as though Paris is seeing this first hand now that she’s been sent back to jail to serve her original 45 day sentence. If her name was Jane Doe and everything else in the case remained unchanged, she would never have served a day in jail. As Los Angeles County Sheriff Baca said on Friday: “The special treatment appears to be her celebrity status. She got more time in jail.” I empathize with Paris, because I believe I too would not still be in jail were it not for my “high profile status.”

Your story also outlined 3 other things: living conditions, food, and free time.

When you discussed my living quarters, you brought up the fact that I was in my own cell until I passed my tuberculosis test. Well, I studied hard and took a Princeton Review crash course and passed it with flying colors. I also passed my HIV test and my hepatitis test as well, so feel free to post the rest of my confidential medical history on TMZ.com, as you and others have done on in the past. I wouldn’t want your readers to be getting any incomplete information.

My living arrangements are more than adequate. My cell is actually nicer than my USC dorm room. Yes, it doesn’t have cable, but it doesn’t have the cockroaches either.

When you discussed food, you mentioned that I was eating “catfood sandwiches, a mix of ground turkey mixed with mayo, and franks n’ beans.” Well, those two delectable dishes, among others, are offered free of charge to all inmates, but the WCDC also offers inmates the option to order from a local restaurant - “The Burger Barn.” My diet actually consists of mostly chicken-Caesar salads with crisp romaine lettuce and half-dressing (my trainer would be proud) usually with a Diet Coke. If I really want to splurge, I may order a Powerbar or two for dessert.

This “free time” thing took me by surprise. I would love to know who gave you the information that I’m out of my cell 8 hours a day. It’s probably more like half that. It is during this time that I have the fortunate privilege of meeting new “friends” such as car thieves, drug dealers and murderers. It should make for an interesting night at HYDE when the “gang” and I get back together for a reunion.

Feel free to post a mugshot or two (this one is by far the best). Blue is my color over bright orange for sure, but please remember one thing: In this country anyone who stands accused of a crime is innocent until proven guilty, even if they are a celebrity. I urge that there be no rush to judgment, because you may be wrong. I am still an innocent man standing accused, stuck in jail not because I’ve been CONvicted of a crime, but rather due to a legal quagmire. I have faced far worse things in the past and I am confident that I will prevail again.

Your friend,
Joe Francis”


Isn’t he witty? Isn’t he delightful? Isn’t he bright, using great big words like “quagmire” and “empathize”? And ladies: did you catch that he’s HIV negative? Sure, he might be a disgusting accused rapist, but we all have our little quirks. Get in line now, a gentleman of this caliber wont last long!

Paris Hilton has been pretending to be dumb


The reality TV star and relentless publicity-seeker spoke with Barbara Walters by phone Sunday, a day after releasing a statement saying she hoped the media would focus on "more important things" than her 45-day jail sentence, according to ABC News' Web site.

"I used to act dumb. ... That act is no longer cute," ABC quoted Hilton as saying.


After spending three days in jail in a reckless driving case, Hilton was briefly released to home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. She is now housed in the medical ward of a maximum-security detention center.

According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, the 26-year-old socialite called her mom on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect.

Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."

And this, my friends, is the woman who's tired of pretending to be dumb. I can't even imagine what's going on in that brain of hers. If you x-rayed her head you'd see a kitten pawing at a ball of yarn. She's like a child. By the time she's released she's going to be caught trying to dig her way out with a spoon.

It's going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she's not an idiot. In every interview she'll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she's asked to expand on it she'll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she'll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like 'molecule.' They won't even be sentences. They'll ask her a question and she'll just say "Molecule" and then nod her head in satisfaction.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton is Going Back To Jail!


Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."

One witness described the scene as: Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now."

Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom screaming and crying on Friday after a judge sent her back to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.

Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.”

Earlier Friday, a weeping Hilton was brought back to court in a police car, apparently handcuffed. She was taken from her home, where she returned yesterday after the sheriff’s department decided she could serve out her sentence in home confinement, with an ankle monitor.

Paris Hilton Handcuffed & Taken to Court


Paris Hilton has arrived to Los Angeles County Superior Court, just under 30 minutes after officers handcuffed her and tossed her into the back of a Sheriff's cruiser. Hilton avoided the media frenzy at the court when Sheriffs used a private, covered entrance to escort her into the courtroom.

Kathy and Rick Hilton have just entered the building as well.

UPDATES

Judges Tells Paris " Get Yo Ass 2 Court"



Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place at 9:00 AM PDT.

A Los Angeles County Sheriff's vehicle is already on the way to pick up the heiress from her West Hollywood home. Hopefully she forgot to shave!

Paris Hilton's lawyer, Richard Hutton, along with the prosecutor Dan Jeffries, have both arrived to court for the hearing.

Jeffries says that he was never told that Paris would be appearing in court by phone, despite the information released by a court official. He also tells us that he was never consulted about the Sheriff's decision to reassign Hilton to house arrest until after Paris had been released.

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Paris Hilton In Court Via Telephone


No fewer than five news choppers are circling the skies, an armada of news vans lines the streets, while platoons of camera-wielding photogs stand at the gates of the where Paris is currently holed up -- waiting for the L.A. Sheriff's Dept. to escort the ankle-braceleted heiress back to court -- where she might be told that her get outta jail free card has been revoked.

A spokesman from the Los Angeles County Superior Court has announced that Paris Hilton will appear at her hearing today via telephone, instead of having to face the judge in person. There is a war brewing in court between Paris' lawyer, the City Attorney and the Sheriff's Dept. -- over the decision to allow Paris Hilton to appear by phone this morning

We've also learned that LAPD is turning people away from her Hilton's West Hollywood home who don't have the proper press credentials.

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Paris Hilton is Going Back to Court


Paris Hilton is headed for a courtroom showdown Friday that could put her back behind bars, as prosecutors sought to hold sheriff's officials in contempt for releasing her early from jail.

Hilton was ordered to report to court at 9 a.m. and will be brought in a sheriff's vehicle from her Hollywood Hills home, said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.

The frenzy began early Thursday when sheriff's officials released Hilton because of an undisclosed medical condition and sent her home under house arrest. She had been in jail for three days.

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Hilton is out of Jail - UPDATES


TMZ reports that the skank has sprung! There were rumors last night that Paris Hilton was getting out of jail after only serving 3 days. She apparently checked out of Lynwood very early this morning.
Her 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 and now down to 3.

A press conference will go down in one hour where we will hear some bullshit story on how she was released on good behavior and didn't get special treatment....blah...blah...blah..

The 26-year-old hotel heiress checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday to serve 23 days for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton surrendered after a surprise appearance earlier that day at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown. Now in jail-issued clothes, Hilton was being housed in a special unit where she was spending 23 hours a day in a solitary cell, Hutton said.

"If she was an ordinary citizen she would have been placed in the general population. ... She'd be living in a dorm with 30, 40, 50 other women and the time would pass pretty quick," Hutton said. "She is really being punished because of her celebrity."

A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, which runs the jail, said Hilton was easy to work with.

"Her demeanor was helpful. She was focused; she was cooperative," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton, accompanied by her mother, surrendered at the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles. She was then escorted to the women's facility in Lynwood, where she was booked, fingerprinted, photographed, medically screened and issued an orange top and pants, Whitmore said.

Hilton's booking photo showed the heiress wearing what appeared to be a V-neck shirt, eye makeup and lip gloss that highlighted a slight smile. Her long blond hair was draped over one shoulder. After checking in, Hilton was given her first meal: cereal, bread and juice.

The "Simple Life" star was in the "special needs" unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton's cell has two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window.

Like other inmates in that unit, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. No cell phones or BlackBerrys are permitted in the facility, even for visitors.

Although the accommodations are sparse for Hilton, it's a step up from the general population.

Teresa Jones, 50, of Lancaster, called the jail "so filthy it's worse than skid row." At check in, jailers hand out a pamphlet on infections, which are common, she said.

"That place is hell; it's awful. Life is easy compared to this," Jones said.

The jail, a two-story concrete building next to train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. It's in an industrial area about 12 miles southeast of downtown.

When Hilton was sentenced May 4, the judge ruled she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

Despite believing she received an unfair punishment, Hilton was taking responsibility by serving her time, her attorney said.

"She knows it's wrong, but her attitude is, 'I'm going to come in here, I'm going to do my time, I'm going to get it over with and I'm going to show the world who I really am,'" Hutton said.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months of probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.

UPDATE

Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early Thursday because of an unspecified medical problem and will fulfill the reminder of her sentence in home confinement, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress was sent home shortly after 2 a.m. fitted with an electronic monitoring bracelet. She had spent five days at the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

"I can't specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that, yes, it played a part in this," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton had been sentenced to 45 days behind bars, but had been expected to serve 23 days because of state rules allowing shorter sentences for good behavior.

Whitmore said that under the new agreement, Hilton would be confined to her home for 40 days.

"Because she has agreed to this through her attorney, her sentence is now back up to the 45 days. She has served already five days so that's 40 days," he explained.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Britney Spears Reaches Rock Bottom


Britney Spears had what certainly sounds like a disgusting evening this week. The only one of the 'Brit Pack' not to be arrested hit what could be described as rock bottom at the Sky Bar on Sunday. Britney Spears was found "vomiting uncontrollably" in the men's toilets of a bar on Sunday night, reports claim. And it sounds as if she had trouble with the porcelain god. According to Jeanette Walls, she missed.


After a full evening of drinking, Spears had to be carried out when she was discovered slumped over a toilet, puking. But she got it all over her in what sounds like disgusting proportions.


MSNBC reports: The "Toxic" singer was reportedly spotted being carried out of a men’s room where she had been sick, her makeup smeared and wig askew, according to the London Sun. Spears had been spending time with some friends at the Sky Bar in L.A.’s Mondrian Hotel.

“She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home,” a source told the paper. “There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. ... It was really sad. Everyone thinks she’s getting back on track after her comeback shows but that’s clearly not the case. I think she needs proper help.”

Spears was overheard telling hotel staff, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.”

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