Lindsay Lohan Admits She Hit Rock Bottom

Who would've thought that Britney Spears could take a hint from Lindsay Lohan, who now admits that she "hit rock bottom" after her second DUI bust back in July. OK! Weekly. "Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision," she tells OK! magazine just "hours" after getting out of rehab in Utah according to the mag, her third stint in the last year. She tells the mag that she's still worried about relapsing and would be "living in denial" if she weren't, but will continue to act – "I'm here to stay."

Lindsay Lohan left the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah this weekend and is spending some alone time with her dad. If that’s not creepy enough, she’s also plotting her diabolical return to the spotlight. E! Online’s The Awful Truth reports:

“She thinks it’s so funny that everybody’s worried about her,” revealed a Lohan bud to Desk Awful. “She says, ‘Oh, what a pitiful girl, they must all be saying,’ and then she breaks into hysterics,” added the somewhat nonplussed amiga, who included the following little verbal baby I simply adore ‘cause it’s just so very real-life Mean Girls:

“And she doesn’t like Britney taking away all the attention, either.”

A storm is brewin’, my friends. Beware as the fire-crotched lass and the gelatinous blonde prepare to wage war over an epic battlefield of cocaine, paparazzi and Cheesy Beefy Melts. Can Lindsay’s rampant substance abuse and promiscuity stand a chance against Britney’s piss-poor parenting and imploding career? Who shall be the victor? Also, it’s been a while since I read Revelations, but shouldn’t four horsemen and a seven-headed dragon show up soon? Wait, what? Britney ate the dragon and Lindsay gave the horsemen VD? Damn. This is going to be awesome!

Lindsay Lohan May Pose For Playboy

What is next on Lindsay Lohan's list? She would be in a whole lot of trouble if California actually punished multiple DUI offenders with drug problems but as they don't she will have a photo op at a jail there soon where she will spend a few minutes putting on make up and trying to beat out Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's mug shot. But where will her next photo be taken and will she wear clothes?


She would be a great Playboy bunny one of ex lovers believes and he may have the ability to make it happen. But don't look for LiLo stuck in between the pages of America's favorite men's magazine - look to the big screen.


OK! Magazine has this report: When OK! caught up with director slash producer Brett Ratner at the Hollywood Life Style Awards this weekend, the former man-friend of Lindsay Lohan — the pair dated briefly in 2006 — told us that he would definitely cast the recently rehabilitated star in his upcoming film about Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

"She's very talented; she'd be great a as a Playboy bunny," the X-Men 3 director told OK!, adding, "if she stayed sober." I'm not absolutely certain but that might be a little dig at the freshly rehabbed starlet.

Lindsay Blames "The Black Kid" For Stripper Bomb too!

The scintillating latest Lindsay Lohan bomb "I Know Who Killed Me" made a whopping $3.4 Million this weekend checking in at #9. The movie cost $35 Million to make. Can she blame this one on "the black kid?" After Lindsay's wild ride that landed her in jail last week, one of the riders in LiLo's car claims she told the cops says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

While Lohan was alleged by three men to have held them against their will as they went ripping down the Pacific Coast Highway in a life imitates art "bizarro world" Lohan plays a kidnapping victim who is tortured in her latest thriller.

Us Weekly has a nice warp on what the critics had to sit endure. The Associated Press writes: "It makes you wonder what Lohan was thinking when she said yes to this project...You want to know who killed her? She’s doing it to herself."

New York Daily News adds: "The truth is, no review could really do justice to the monumental trashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed. Although if Lohan is lucky, no one will bother."

The New York Post calls it"...sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn...Is [Lohan] now playing the sort of exploitation role that usually goes to desperate beginners because of her apparent lack of self-esteem, or because better offers are drying up due to her hard-partying reputation?"

With Lohan’s drug, alcohol, and legal problems reeking havoc on her career, at least Lindsay has been consistent at the box office; consistently bad! Zing!

If you need more laughs as the day goes on, head over to Rotten Tomatoes for more scathing reviews.

At this point The "Alexis" Sex Tape sound like a better bet.

Lindsay Lohan Says "The Black Kid was Driving!"

TMZ has interviews with three men Lindsay Lohan allegedly took hostage during the wild car chase that led to her DUI arrest Tuesday morning. The three men were invited to a Malibu party by Lindsay because they were friends with her former assistant's boyfriend, but ended up involved in the car chase when Lindsay decided to borrow their car. After Lindsay's former assistant told her she quit, Lindsay started "raging" and jumped in their car which they were waiting to leave in. As she started driving, one of the passengers jumped out scared and she ran over his foot. They say Lindsay was driving 100 mph and when she caught up with the assistant she began doing circles on PCH around the assistant's car, at one point saying, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want." One of the passengers says he tried to grab the wheel, but Lindsay responded, "If you touch me I'll sue you." TMZ reports:

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn't stop she'd get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I'm a celebrity. I'm not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

I want to believe these clowns - man, do I want to - but their story sounds ridiculous and I'm pretty sure they won't be receiving their Mensa memberships anytime soon. I'm surprised they didn't say Lindsay was chasing the car on foot and waving a machine gun over her head.

Lindsay Lohan Busted for Coke and DUI

The troubled saga of Lindsay Lohan took another dangerous turn early Tuesday when police booked her for drunken driving and cocaine possession after a frightened woman dialed 911 to report being chased by Lohan's SUV.

Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunk driving case pending, Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between .12 and .13 percent when police found her about 1:30 a.m., Sgt. Shane Talbot said.

Authorities had received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, said Officer Alex Padilla. The assistant had just quit hours before, he said.

"The mother was afraid," Padilla said. "She wasn't quite sure what was going on so she called the police saying she wanted to make sure everything was going to be OK."

The woman apparently didn't realize it was Lohan who was behind her, Padilla said.

Police said the woman drove her black Cadillac Escalade into the parking lot of Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium, about a block away from the Santa Monica Police Department, followed by Lohan driving a Denali sport utility vehicle. Authorities arrived and saw Lohan and the woman in "heated debate," Padilla said. Lohan and the woman each had two passengers in their vehicles, Padilla said.

After a field sobriety test, the 21-year-old movie star was booked on two misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license and two felony charges of possession of cocaine and transport of a narcotic, Talbot said.

During a pre-booking search, police found cocaine in one of Lohan's pants pockets, Talbot said.

Several hours later, Lohan was released on $25,000 bail.

I may be wrong, but at this point I think Lindsay has a drinking problem. Its either a drinking problem or an IQ problem.

Can you imagine looking in your rear view mirror and seeing a drunk Lindsay Lohan chasing you down in her car? And she's probably shaking her fist out the window and dozing in and out of sleep. That has to be one of the scariest sights imaginable. I'd rather see Godzilla in my rear view mirror. Or a missile.

Lindsay Lohan Checked out of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of a Malibu rehab center after a stay of more than six weeks.

The "Mean Girls" star, who turned 21 on July 2, left Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility on Friday, according to a report on People magazine's Web site Sunday.

She will voluntarily wear an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet as part of an intensive outpatient program, said her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, in a statement.

On Saturday, Lohan was reportedly seen partying at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas with several friends.

"In part she is wearing the bracelet so there are no questions about her sobriety if she chooses to go dancing or dining in a place where alcohol is served," Zelnik said.

Lohan checked into the swank facility after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

Her outpatient program includes going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, taking daily tests and receiving therapy.

"She's doing great," Zelnik said. "Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her."

It was the star's second stint in rehab this year. She said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Lindsay Lohan nude photos to be Released

Lindsay Lohan has posed for photos in the buff. Those pictures were always handled a bit differently though. The star of "Mean Girls" would cover herself strategically and though sexy, the starlet was covered. Now new photos are alleged to be floating around the World Wide Web. The convoluted story seems to end but one way.

Lindsay without clothes and photographed and those pictures splashed online. So how did this all begin? It appears that a website has the photos and is set to reveal them.

According to a report from the New York Post Celeb Slam says that Calum Best, Lindsay's one time boy toy that just had photos published of him in a hotel room with some call girls took the snaps of Lilo. Did she learn nothing from Paris Hilton? Now Celeb Slam claims they have the photos.

LiLo says that a hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took (of me). So now what - do they publish? Right now, the web site is down and its hard to tell what the real story is. Cue the rep™: Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Independence Day

Like all great Americans, Lindsay Lohan celebrated Independence Day by getting in a bikini and lounging around a Malibu beach house. I'm not even sure if she's in rehab anymore. She says she is, but she's constantly leaving to attend parties and go roller blading. She might as well claim to be attending space camp and Harvard Medical School as well, since she spends just as much time there.

Lindsay Lohan is Moving Out

Lindsay Lohan has been quietly moving all her stuff out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in LA because the place is reportedly too wild for her new reformed lifestyle. Gatecrasher reports:

"The Sierra Towers is party central," says an insider. "Lindsay has made the decision not to be around that when she gets out."

I really doubt Lindsay Lohan is capable of making decisions this responsible. Sure, she might be moving out of Sierra Towers, but knowing her, she probably got distracted by some balloons and elephants and decided to move into a traveling circus.

Lindsay Lohan Plans to Extend Rehab

Lindsay Lohan, who checked into rehab after a wild Memorial Day weekend, plans to extend her stay, says her mother, Dina Lohan.

"She's going to be doing extended care," Dina Lohan said in Tuesday's editions of the Daily News. "It was her choice."

The "Mean Girls" actress, who turns 21 on July 2, checked into rehab in Malibu, Calif., after she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

It was her second rehab stint this year. Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Dina Lohan, who appeared Monday for a hearing at Nassau Family Court in Mineola, told the Daily News that she speaks with her daughter every day.

"She's doing great," Lohan said.

Judge Stacy Bennett ordered Lohan and her estranged husband, Michael Lohan, to attend family therapy. Bennett said the family therapy aims to gradually reunite Michael Lohan with his two youngest children.

It was unclear whether both parents, who have been waging a legal battle over visitation rights, would attend therapy together.

Bennett also ordered that Michael Lohan be allowed more phone contact with the children, ages 13 and 11.

Michael Lohan, who recently left prison after serving time for drunken driving and attempted assault, told Newsday in Tuesday's editions that he was encouraged by the judge's orders.

"They were my entire life," he said of his children. "I miss them tremendously."

Dina Lohan said before the hearing that she wanted to move on with her life and that the legal fight had taken a toll on herself and her children.

Lindsay Lohan is a Coke Whore

Sordid snaps of her snorting the drug and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law." Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone

STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table

BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added: "Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it." And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. "She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda."

But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own.

And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from rehab. She checked out after a month and was back doing drugs at a Hollywood party within a week.

But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider. "She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. "She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

She said: "Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.

"In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

Lindsay Lohan Has No Nipples

Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn't see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.

Lindsay Lohan's My Space Gets Hacked

In this story, Ripped right of the page at Egotastic...An unknown hacker has allegedly managed to hack into Lindsay Lohan's MySpace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts, and has been posting her private emails, pictures, and MySpace messages on the Net. The hacker also plans to launch a website in the next few days featuring more of the hacked data.

The emails, between Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and supposed lesbian girlfriend, Samantha Ronson (aka Sam Young), and Satvros Niarchos, Paris' ex, range from the mundane, to the vitriolic. The messages between Lindsay and Paris, if they are genuine, are particularly hateful, with Lindsay bitching out Paris for being so buddy-buddy with Perez Hilton. Here's what it says

FUCK YOU cunt! now that really does make me wonder.... i know u chill with perez, thats a given, ... u guys use eachother like tampons. why didn't he post not 1 article or anything regarding your "stolen storage" stunt? i hate that fat fuck, and i know u had something to do with that story. look up my name on his page and just read the crazy stories hes been making up, then we click on ur name, its always "paris at fashion week" or something Not negative. god knows what u 2 have against me, but i wont sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick.

My life isn't filled with this kind of drama, I just write about it, so it's hard to understand how someone can actually write stuff like this to another person. Then again, I don't like direct conflict, and my MySpace URL isn't www.myspace.com/privacycunt. Yes, that's right, Lindsay Lohan's MySpace URL is "Privacy Cunt."

Need I say more?

Dina Lohan Says "Cut Lindsay Some Slack"

Dina Lohan says her daughter Lindsay isn't an alcoholic and that people are wrong to assume that she's a club-hopping "party mom." "Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan says. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom!"

"Listen to me: Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt (to a club) and say, `I need you to know who these people are,'" Lohan, 44, says in an interview in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar, on newsstands Tuesday. "Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?"

The 20-year-old actress/tabloid target checked into the Wonderland Center in Los Angeles in January. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane, declined comment to The Associated Press on Thursday when asked for details. Sloane had confirmed in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

Lohan says her daughter isn't an alcoholic. "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically," she tells the magazine.

"Lindsay had to fall and get up," she says. "I knew it was coming. I told her, but finally she was like, `Mommy, I had to do it myself.'"

Lohan also talks about another member of the young Hollywood set, 25-year-old pop star Britney Spears, who embarked on a bout of bizarre behavior after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline in November. Spears recently completed a stint in rehab.

"Cut her some slack," Lohan says.

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Lindsay Lohan Caught Smoking Weed

I’d like to think the object clutched between Lohan’s pointer finger and thumb contains tobacco, but in the year 2007 I don’t know of any Hollywood starlets that like to roll their own cigarettes. Lindsay was spotted partying at Stereo nightclub during her recent NYC party trip, and an anonymous tipster e-mailed this sneaky shot of her mid-toke.

Sounds like some creative inspiration for her disc jockey venture! Lindsay has been on the wheels of steel a lot lately…and I know marijuana is often considered a safe alternative to alcohol. Spark it up, yo!

Lindsay Lohan Never Stopped Drinking - Feature Article

This Article was posted by The Superficial . I literally had to pull myself off the floor. What a great visual it created for me. My hilarity took me to new levels of static emotion. But seriously I looked like a piece of bacon as I rumbled on the carpet. I printed it below word for word for effect:

Lindsay Lohan has apparently been out partying and drinking every single night since she arrived in New York last week.

"The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was "drinking champagne and dancing with four Lindsay look-alikes." She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson. Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Lindsay's doing fine. She's taking her life day by day."

So rehab didn't work for her at all. What the hell was she doing in there? While everybody else was getting treated for their addictions she was probably playing Hungry Hungry Hippo, clapping her hands excitedly going, "Look at the hippos eat! They're so hungry!" Then when one of the employees taps her shoulder to let her know a meeting is about to start she orders a Cosmopolitan and takes a nap.

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Lindsay Lohan Runs Over a Photographer

Lindsay Lohan had a wild night after she left club Butter in New York City early Tuesday morning. Lohan, at the wheel of a BMW, lead photogs on a wild car chase through the city and was eventually pulled over by the cops in front of the Hotel Gansevoort in the Meatpacking District.

As Lindsay attempted to drive away, she knocked one paparazzi photographer to the ground. "It was amazing that she just pulled forward and hit him," a source tells Star. After, Lindsay "got out of her car and got into her bodyguard's SUV. Her friend got into her BMW. The cops spoke to them. Then [Lindsay] went off in the SUV."

As for the injured photog, "It wasn't serious but they told him to stay on the ground just to be safe," the source says. "He was really upset the police let her go. Then the cops realized they shouldn't have let her go and so the cops told them to get her to come back and she came back an hour later to talk to the cops."

The photographer was taken to the emergency room in an ambulance. According to the source, he was released this morning.

In the Video, which was taped moments before. One of the photographers told her not to drive drunk. She was really peeved by that. In my opinion she ran the photographer over in retaliation to the remark. What he should have said was don't drive blonde.

Lindsay Lohans Father Released From Prison

The father of actress Lindsay Lohan was released from a correctional facility Tuesday in New York, Linda Foglia a spokeswoman from the New York State Department of Corrections confirmed.

Foglia confirmed that Michael Lohan was released early Tuesday from Collins Correctional Facility near Buffalo, New York. He had been incarcerated since June 30, 2005, for attempted assault in the second degree and aggravated unlicensed operation of a vehicle in the first degree.

The sentence was one and one-third to four years in prison.

The actress, who recently left rehab, and her father have reportedly been estranged for some time.

In a letter obtained by In Touch magazine in January, when she entered rehab, Michael told his daughter that he's proud of her for "taking back control of your life" and said that it's time for her "start anew."

He wrote that his daughter has a kind loving heart, "which is more valuable than the world has to offer."

He talked about what she would learn, presumably in rehab.

"Turning to God is the most important part of turning it all around. Living by the truth, God's principles and people who do the same. Make that searching moral inventory and 'clean house,' " he writes. "Then fill it with love, forgiveness and all that you know is right by God rather than man. People, places and things are huge factors Lindsay, remember that. Believe me, I know!"

Geez. ..She probably screaming "Oh God" every night, but I don't think she's, Living by the truth and God's principles

Lindsay Is Back to Blonde

Lindsay Lohan went to the Neil George Salon she was caught by X17 dying her hair blonde! Well, it’s more of a strawberry blonde, but Lindsay says she’s not done yet so will probably be very blonde by tonight. The process took several hours, first they stripped the brown from her hair and we caught a glimpse of her natural red before they applied the bleach. She left the salon with a hat in front of her face, exclaiming that her hair wasn’t done. This Picture is the finished product and it may be Lindsay’s attempt to get back in with her ex , Paris Hilton.

Lindsay Lohan Looks Thin and Tired

You'd think Lindsay Lohan would take a break and chill out. Instead the very same night she gets out of rehab she's in a bar and then every night since. Here is the latest report.

"After spending 10 minutes in a cubicle, Lindsay - who was wearing a pair of
oversized sunglasses - breezed out of the toilets followed by a group of
girls.

One fellow reveler, who had been partying at the hotel's Tropicana Poolside
Bar, said: "She looked really thin and tired, although it was quite
difficult to tell if she had been drinking.

"She tried not to look at anyone as she left, but one girl noticed her and
said, 'That was Lindsay Lohan! Hasn't she just come out of rehab?' "

After her trip to the toilets, Lindsay, 20, was seen heading back to the
nightclub.

It is not the first time the 'Bobby' star has enjoyed an evening at Teddy's
since leaving Los Angeles' Wonderland rehab center on February 16."

I posted a few different pictures so you can see what I mean. Lindsay is looking more and more trashy everyday.

Also related Scarlett Johansson has finally spoken her opinion of Lindsay Lohan. You remember Lindnsay had some choice words about her a while back and even wrote some expletives on a bathroom wall. Scarlett's remarks directed at Lohan are coming out in the next Parade Magazine issue.

“I’m very responsible when I’m working. I’ve just been doing it for a long time, and I’m not the kind of person who is going to show up to work three hours late, or maybe not come at all. That’s just not who I am. That just has to do with the fact that I understand that everybody else comes to work, and we would all like to get an extra four hours of sleep, but what can you do?”...

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