
Pamela Anderson's wedding to Rick Salomon was a truly classy and luxurious affair. Pammy wore a white jean skirt, called her groom "scum" and the cake was made out of cardboard. Would we expect anything less?
The NYDN reports that guests were served pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese and tuna and lobster tacos. Pigs in a blanket?! Sounds like my kind of spread.
Hey at least Pam covered up! She wore a used up bikini to her last wedding. She's moving on up! Maybe she'll wear a mini-dress to her next wedding, because there's totally going to be one.
Cardboard cakes remind me of kindergarten. In kindergarten we had this beat down, saliva stained cardboard Birthday cake. Whenever it was one of the brat's Birthdays they would pull out that nasty thing, put a fake candle on it and make us sing. Ghetto ass shit. I can't tell you how many times some moron tried to take a bite out of it.
Oh and has Pam filed for divorce yet?

Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th Birthday in Las Vegas yesterday. A couple of weeks ago PETA threw their own 40th party for her. Tommy Lee and her magician boss were both by her side at last night's party at Planet Hollywood.
Happy 40th Pamela and Happy 10th to your boobs!

Last week, Pamela Anderson was in Hawaii looking like a chewed up catcher's mitt. Then she showed up yesterday looking like this. .. Man, what the hell?
My penis has just thrown his hands up at this point. He doesn't know what to think anymore. Her body looks like something out of a damn comic book.
I wonder if you would lose count if you tried to count the number of erections on that beach. Guys on a beach haven't lost that much from their heads since the Normandy invasion.

Two freelance photographers are suing Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson, charging that Richards assaulted them when they tried to take her picture and that the women lied about the scuffle.
According to the lawsuit filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards and Anderson were at the River Rock Casino Resort in British Columbia, Canada, on Nov. 9, 2006, to work on the upcoming film "Blonde and Blonder."
When Richards saw Scott Cosman and Rik Fedyck taking her picture, according to the lawsuit, she became enraged, called them "paparazzi scum" and other names, assaulted them, seized their laptop computers and threw the laptops over a hotel balcony.
The confrontation, which lasted more than 20 minutes, was recorded by hotel security cameras, according to the photographers.
Afterward, they said, Richards and Anderson "made repeated false and defamatory statements to law enforcement and various media outlets which were deliberately calculated to embarrass, humiliate and ridicule plaintiffs."
Attorneys and representatives for Richards and Anderson did not immediately respond Saturday to e-mails and phone calls seeking comment.
The photographers, who seek unspecified damages, said the incident caused them to lose revenue when clients abandoned them and also caused them emotional stress.
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